Okay, wake up, it's morning sleepyhead, get up, get readyI stayed up late last night on the phone with AtobePut on my shirt, brush my teeth, set my hairMy uniform, my bag, can't forget my cellphone! Wait, what else...?All right, I heard you already, Mom, I'm eating breakfast and I don'thave /time/!Put on my glasses and see ya! At least, until I saw what was on myface. No! (Mebachiko!) Mebachiko (It's a red or swollen eye)Mebachiko (Don't touch it)Mebachiko (Why eyedrops were invented)Mebachiko (A day of sorrow) Hadn't had takoyaki in a while. Make that plenty of takoyaki! Ah,damn, not that much leftPachimon, I said. Ever heard of it? It's cheap second-class junk! Areyou stupid or just simple?No no no no no no and don't you think you're too old fashioned? Withthat perm you could look like ancient historyWell, that's your opinion. What'll you have? Iced Coffee? Hiyashi ame?You want candy? Here!McDonalds? Are you kidding me? I don't know you, you're old news,yeah, I've heard it allNo way no how no kidding! Got it?!I don't care, just leave it to me and I'll get your breakfast, banzai,wait, banzai is too manzai-like (a kind of comedy)... (This is like amanga...) Mebachiko (So I hear)Mebachiko (You're getting on my nerves)Mebachiko (Same to you)Mebachiko (How many times do you have to say that?)Mebachiko (Now you're pissing me off)Mebachiko (Keep it up)Mebachiko (You're just not normal)Mebachiko (Want me to hit you?) And when I said that, I saw it in his eyes too!....Maybe I got too close? Mebachiko (That's what I thought)Mebachiko (Bragging rights)Mebachiko (Ahh, well, if you say so.... I'll let it go)Mebachiko (A day of sorrow)Mebachiko (It's a red or swollen eye)Mebachiko (Don't touch it)Mebachiko (Why eyedrops were invented)Mebachiko (MEBACHIKO. It's "Itte Yoshi.") "Don't try to swich your eyeglasses with someone else's!"
